chapter one — the name

NEHA

Four letters. You have carried them your whole life.
You have never once noticed what they were hiding.

about four minutes. bring a little patience.

chapter two — the investigation

Four clues. Turn them over.

Nothing happens until you touch them. That is rather the point.

0 of 4 turned over

chapter three — a small interrogation

Three questions. No wrong answers.

There are no wrong answers because I checked. Every path leads here anyway.

Someone says your name backwards in a crowded room. You—

Which of these is the actual red flag?

One week. Anywhere on earth. Pick.

chapter four — the science

Compatibility analysis

Peer reviewed by exactly one person, who is extremely biased.

Tolerance for my nonsense0%
Laughing at things nobody else finds funny0%
Making an ordinary day worth reporting on0%
My composure when you enter a room0%
Overall match0%

chapter five — the reveal

Same four letters. Move them.

N E H A

chapter six — the paperwork

Application for the position

He filled it in. You are the entire hiring committee.

Relevant qualifications

A note from the applicant

I am not good at saying this part out loud, so I built the long way around to it. Everything before this page was me stalling. Thank you for scrolling anyway.

chapter seven — the forecast

A rough itinerary

Subject to change. Mostly by you.

  1. first

    A terrible film we both defend for years afterwards.

  2. then

    A road at 2am, one playlist, no particular destination.

  3. then

    An argument about something microscopic, resolved by food.

  4. then

    Your name in my phone changing four more times.

  5. eventually

    An ordinary Tuesday neither of us photographs and both of us remember.

  6. and

    Whatever you decide on the next page.

chapter eight — the only question

Will you be my Ahen?

Take your time. The buttons are right there.

She said yes.

Recorded, timestamped and completely non-refundable.
Four letters rearranged, and somehow the whole thing worked out.

Ahen, permanently yours, as of just now